Final Fantasy Ultima » Omake and Extras » The Funny Thesaurus Final Fantasy Ultima - -

It's a well known fact that everybody says a daft thing once in awhile. In fact, it's plain knowledge that someone can't be intelligent all of the time. Now and then they'll have a moment where they say something totally thick. A natural disadvantage is blonde hair. Blonde haired people generally have thicker moments (don't whine, I'm blonde, I'm ripping on myself too :P) and many of these thick moments are worthy of a laugh or too. So that's what this page is here for. It's an attempt to try and collect some of the stupider moments of people as well as celebrate them. If you feel you wish to add something funny to this page, then follow the contact instructions at the bottom.

#01 D. Hickie Enterprises
Don't emulsiphy cats on a wednesday.

#02 D. Hickie Enterprises
It's beging annoying!

#03 Jasper
You sank my Battleship!

#04 The Webmaster
Well, I'd need a superconductor to do that, and I've ran out of straws!

#05 Joshua Payne
Exton! What's that? A cross between Exeter and Dawlish?

#06 Murf
Moo.

#07 The Webmaster
Plagurisation?! Call the Recycling Commitee!

#08 Jonathon "duh?" Sprague
I remember the day I was born!

#09 Jonathon "duh?" Sprague
Y IS a vowel!

#10 The Webmaster
You think Wales actually exists?

#11 D. Hickie Enterprises
I was born this way... Celver!

#12 Harry McDeath
Smoking Six to Seven Cigarettes a day isn't bad for you!

#13 Harry McDeath
Exercise is more dangerous than smoking.

#14 Murf
All languages think English in there heads then write it down in their own context.

#15 Mo
That's just the funniest thing I've never seen.

#16 Peter Barrow
Blizzard: Icicles gather round the opponent and then they fall. It is ice.

#17 Alex Sains
I hope Cait Sith kills Vincent in DoC and is like "K, I'm gonna be the main character, stfu, kthxbye.

#18 Matt
you don't become Bill Gates by being friendly

#19 Bronson
The wind blew the rain at us from an angle!

Want to Submit an Article or Comment/Add to an existing piece of work?

All the time we're looking for people to add to our articles, such as submitting extra information, commenting or even submitting whole new articles for people to have a laugh at. If you are interested, follow this link:

Contact Final Fantasy Ultima